How did Newt Gingrich have three wives? I still cannot honestly believe there were three different women willing to have sex or be intimate, let alone share a living space with him. I mean, if he’s this much of a bigoted douchefuck in public, private Gingrich must be oh-so-much worse. It’s like trying to believe that Santorum really said “blah” people. As in, not possible. Except in this case, there really are three different women who have been/are his wives. So who are these women?
Drunken impression of Gingrich’s wattle
Newt Gingrich
Take your pick.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the GOP.
This photoset makes my head hurt. And my heart.
Newt Gingrich, ‘Dancing Queen’
By Maeve Reston | May 19, 2011 2:25 p.m.Reporting from Ames, Iowa— It was midway through Newt Gingrich’s speech in Ames Thursday when a cellphone went off. As the soaring chorus of ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” reverberated through the Olde Main Brewery everyone looked around for the culprit. This time it was the candidate. After sheepishly shutting off the ringer and slipping the phone back into his pocket, Gingrich muttered something about forgetting to turn off his ringer and continued with his remarks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … *gasp* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ABBA. Glitter. Amazing.
