July 2012
If you’re going to reblog a joke post I made months ago and turn it into something serious, you’d best expect me to go look at your blog and then tell all my friends what a douchefuck you are for actually equating heightism (NOT A REAL THING) with racism (A VERY REAL THING).
Also, drop the Nice Guy (tm) crap. She doesn’t like you, bro, and it’s got nothing to do with your being short. It’s because you’re an asshole.
June 2012
You’d be amazed how much shit just shuts down where there’s an electrical storm. I’ve never seen that much lightning, but is there really a reason to shut down gas stations and grocery stores? People kinda need those things at times like this.
An outage of Amazon’s Elastic Compute Cloud in North Virginia has taken down Netflix, Pinterest, Instagram, and other services. According to numerous Twitter updates and our own checks, all three services are unavailable as of Friday evening at 9:10 p.m. PT.
Amazon’s service health dashboard indicates that there are power issues in its North Virginia data center, most likely caused by severe storms in the region.
OH GOD THE POWER IS OUT AND NETFLIX IS DOWN. WHAT DO I DO? — Ernie @ SFB
EVERYBODY PANIC
it should be back on now! I don’t live too far from there and ours has been on for the last 10-15 mins. IT’S OKAY. WE CAN STILL WATCH OUR SHOWS AND UPLOAD OUR SHITTY PHOTOS TO FACEBOOK AND ANNOY ALL OUR FRIENDS WITH STUPID CRAFT IDEAS!
ATC | Around The World (2002)
by request! great choice, thanks for the rec! :D
Yes
75mph winds and the parking lot is now a lake, but the power is back on!
Oh no. It seems like the power is going to go out soon. Every time it’s about to go out we lose power to half the apartment and all the lights flicker. It’s 97 outside, y’all. No power means no air conditioning.
Went for a walk to get frozen custard and on the way back a posse of 10 speeding cop cars with lights and sirens blaring passed us. I’ve never seen that many at once. Wonder what the hell happened.
D.C.’s hottest June temperatures in 142 years of record-keeping.
it was horrible, y’all.
Going to Annapolis tomorrow to see Revolutionary War shit and eat crab. We’re actually kinda celebrating Amurrica’s bday this year.
IT’S NOT A KINK IF BOTH PARTIES AREN’T CONSENTING. IT’S RAPE. RAPE IS NOT A KINK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
holy crap it’s really fucking hot outside.
God, but wouldn’t Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift be the most glorious trainwreck ever? And after the inevitable breakup she can write songs like “It’s Me and You (And Xenu Makes Three)” and “Your Love was a Mission Impossible” and “Your First Three Wives Were Whores.”