If you’re going to reblog a joke post I made months ago and turn it into something serious, you’d best expect me to go look at your blog and then tell all my friends what a douchefuck you are for actually equating heightism (NOT A REAL THING) with racism (A VERY REAL THING).
Also, drop the Nice Guy (tm) crap. She doesn’t like you, bro, and it’s got nothing to do with your being short. It’s because you’re an asshole.
You’d be amazed how much shit just shuts down where there’s an electrical storm. I’ve never seen that much lightning, but is there really a reason to shut down gas stations and grocery stores? People kinda need those things at times like this.
75mph winds and the parking lot is now a lake, but the power is back on!
Oh no. It seems like the power is going to go out soon. Every time it’s about to go out we lose power to half the apartment and all the lights flicker. It’s 97 outside, y’all. No power means no air conditioning.
Went for a walk to get frozen custard and on the way back a posse of 10 speeding cop cars with lights and sirens blaring passed us. I’ve never seen that many at once. Wonder what the hell happened.
Going to Annapolis tomorrow to see Revolutionary War shit and eat crab. We’re actually kinda celebrating Amurrica’s bday this year.
IT’S NOT A KINK IF BOTH PARTIES AREN’T CONSENTING. IT’S RAPE. RAPE IS NOT A KINK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
holy crap it’s really fucking hot outside.
God, but wouldn’t Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift be the most glorious trainwreck ever? And after the inevitable breakup she can write songs like “It’s Me and You (And Xenu Makes Three)” and “Your Love was a Mission Impossible” and “Your First Three Wives Were Whores.”