Now in Boston. I had blueberry beer with dinner and it was delicious. Also, just got the greatest email ever. I GOT THE JOBBBBBBB!!!!!
Ate my body weight in poutine. there’s this place where they let you customize your poutine and happy hour lasts until 8. So I got drunk and slurped gravy off some fried potatoes. I love this city.
Drank way too much with dinner because our new Montrealian friends go hard and my silly American liver can’t keep up. Seriously, 2 bottles of wine was plenty. Bottle 3 and the irish coffees were just unnecessary.
Toronto is a lot like San Francisco. I can’t really explain why or anything, it just feels like being in SF except there’s more shawarma and less burritos. We need to come together and make shawarma burritos.
In Toronto now. The fire alarm went off mid shower sex and we had to evacuate the building. I didn’t have time to put my bra on or even dry my hair off. I threw on one of Boyfriend’s tshirts and my jeans. Getting out the door was worse for him. Gym shorts don’t hide anything very well. Three fire trucks, two police vehicles, an ambulance, and 2 hours later we find out...
Road trip observations
In Niagara Falls. There is an abundant supply of young white males who congregate outside the Walmart at 2am and speed around the parking lot in their V6 camaros. There is no real city in PA between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia. Just bizarre ghost towns with mediocre restaurants that call themselves “authentic Italian.” I have yet to see the Amish people. Only their furniture stores...
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So they take the brochure I wrote for them while interning, use it as their official thing, and don’t even credit me for it. Now how am I supposed to use it as a writing sample? Everyone will think I plagiarized the damn thing.
aSoS Spoilers [[MORE]]I’m not the only one who truly believes Jeor Mormont was a warg, right? Those crows helped Sam because Mormont’s crow had the last bit of Mormont’s soul after he was killed by those douches at Craster’s place. And what if crow!Mormont is the three eyed crow from Bran’s dreams and Jojen’s visions? Crow!Mormont will teach Bran to warg into...
Today’s biggest accomplishment: ate soup with noodles. Also packed and cleaned house and stuff, but eating something besides liquid for the first time since Friday was the real accomplishment.
I just want to tell you what it’s like not to have Planned Parenthood…you have...– Representative Gwen Moore, via Ebony (via iamdrtiller)
pomoe: country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
Boyfriend got a job as a research assistant at the school’s Astronomy department. He gets to go have sleepover parties with professors and the other assistants and look through their expensive telescopes and shit. Happy for him but also really really jealous. I want to get paid to have sleepover parties.
If you had to pick a language class to take out of the following, what would you choose? What do you think would be most useful? French Arabic Mandarin Continue to Spanish 4
Hopefully all the talking at the interview today didn’t set my jaw recovery back too far. It hurts like hell now. Tried to pack while drugged last night. Realized today that I packed 3 hair brushes and my entire sock drawer, but no underwear. The place is only interviewing 2 other people. Hopefully they both suck. DC squirrels are assholes.
My interview got out early so I’m sitting in a park waiting to be picked up. This asshole squirrel in the tree above me is throwing stick and shit and yelled at me when I tried to sit on the bench. Fuckin asshole.
this is the color. What do y’all think?
Is a sheer pink nail polish appropriate for a job interview or should I just go with clear coat?
The interview is tomorrow and I’m terrified. Hopefully I can go the day without my pain meds and not drool on myself in front of the interviewer. Wearing slacks because I walked into my coffee table while fucked up on the pain meds last night. The bruise is gigantic but at least I can’t really feel it?
The Hunter with Willem Dafoe is the most depressing fucking movie. Don’t watch it. I’m so angry I did.
I figured it out
note-a-bear: Joffrey is the Drake of Westeros.
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They gave me percocet today because the vicodin wasn’t working. Although this is the first relief from jaw pain I’ve had in days, I’m such a mess. Drooling all over myself and getting confused by commercials and shit.
NO WEASEL SOUP?!?!?!?!1111
It’s only day 3 of Jawpocalypse and I’m tired of smoothies. I don’t know how else to feed myself in luquid form. Halp me.
pick a movie
I have 3 movies rented but not sure which to watch bc flexeral is a helluva drug so attention span isn’t great. Immortals Haywire 50/50
the advice nurse made me go to the er because she thought my jaw pain could be a heart attack. instead I found out a sprained it while fellating Boyfriend so they gave me vicodin and a muscle relaxer. be careful when you suck dick, everyone.
Someone (not Michael Bay) has to make a He Man movie (not like the shitty one from the 80’s) and cast Chris Hemsworth (not anyone with less muscles) as the lead.
colony-of-slippermen: ladies, you know what they always say: “once you go white, you regret it for the next 300 years of imperialist exploitation and unchanging systemic inequality”
I took Spanish because everyone said that would be the most useful language. Everyone told me not to take French because it would be a waste of time. In California, it was. But now that I’m out here in DC, many jobs require proficiency in French. They lied to me.
Where do y’all find nice, reasonably priced work clothes?
Does wearing a dress to a first interview make it seem like I’m trying too hard?
They told me to have “my salary requirements” prepared when I come to the interview. I’m willing to work for next to nothing, but I don’t want to get fucked over. How do I know how much my skills are worth?