Trying to explain to Boyfriend’s mom that we can’t afford to fly out to CA this summer for the family reunion, but leaving out the “because we’re spending the money to go to Montreal and Canada instead” part. Poutine + romantic road trip » Family reunion + militant Catholic inlaws.
Neat Nature Facts
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wine headache
Jimmy [Kimmel] got his start years ago on ‘The Man Show.’ In Washington, that’s...– President Obama at the Correspondents Dinner. You should be watching this. He’s killing it. (via wisconsinforward)
About my pet. Reblog with your own answers!
liquidiousfleshbag: Name: Max ‘Jerk Turkey’ Pig-Fluff Age: 8ish Animal/Breed: Red-bellied parrot Nicknames: Mees, Big Baby, Fatty Fluff How old when you brought them home: 4ish, he was adopted Why you chose this pet: because he sang me the Scooby Doo song Most endearing habit: Rolling on his back and kicking his legs, singing songs he makes up, giggling Most annoying habit:...
The landlord is going to cut out this whole huge chunk of my ceiling. Apparently this leak has been there for a while and only now started to make it rain in the bathroom. They say there’s mold. MOLD. IN THE SHEETROCK. MOLLDDDD. That’s it. I’m never using the bathroom in my apartment again.
It’s such a small world, y’all. Finding people who know people who know each other and shit. Damn. Mind = blown.
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Was Paulina Rubio popular in the US outside of California? My friend from Ohio has no clue who I’m talking about and she’s pretty good when it comes to 2000’s pop.
One of my worst fears was almost realized today
So y’all know how terrified I am of bathtubs crashing through the floor. Today the lady upstairs took a bath and her tub started leaking. So it started raining in my bathroom. Like legit drops of water pouring from my bathroom ceiling came down and soaked everything before I had a chance to grab enough buckets and pots to catch it all. So now the paint is damaged and possibly the sheet rock...
How do people plan trips without being able to compare prices on the internet? How did people plan trips before the internet?
Somehow, firing people with jobs became the Republican strategy for job...– John Atcheson (via azspot)
I have to tell you all about the dream I had last night because it was so bizarre. I was in some kind of dystopian future with hovercrafts and shit but Earth was invaded by these evil aliens that were trying to kill everybody. So me and my friends built all these crazy tunnels that went under buildings and then we’d crawl through ventilation tubes to get around in the buildings. I had to go...
Is it just me or do potato chips taste better at 1am?
My class is taking a field trip to the waste water treatment plant tomorrow morning and I’m really bummed that I can’t go. I’ve never been so disappointed about not getting to see a bunch of sewage.
My nail polish looks awesome but I can’t show you guys because I had really shaky hands today so it’s all over my fingers. After it dries I’ll clean it up and take a picture. This is the best glitter gradient I’ve ever done.
astationaryjew replied to your post: mypetheffalump replied to your post: We’ve finally… Oh man, we will just miss each other. I’ll be in Boston like a week before that.
mypetheffalump replied to your post: We’ve finally planned our vacation and now I have… Ooh when are you getting to Boston? Mid-to-late day on the 31st May and leave on June 3rd! Will you be around??
We’ve finally planned our vacation and now I have to book the hotels. It’s so hard to watch the money that’s been saved over the past year suddenly disappear, even if this is what it was saved for. So if there’s anyone in the Toronto, Montreal, Boston, or areas in between we should meet up while I’m up that way.
I got myself 3 new CG polishes for my birthday and now can’t decide which to put on. Dance Baby Custom Kicks Sky High
Oh my gosh you guys. I’m fucking 25 and so drunk. Holy shit.
donotcallmeashley replied to your post: Happy birthday! I hope you get to take a break after writing that paper! What the fuck is that GIF IT’S AN OSTRICH SKIING!!!! Tell me that isn’t the Greatest Thing.
Thanks everyone! You're all so wonderful
liquidiousfleshbag replied to your photo: BirthdayPOY Thanks everyone for the wishes. I am… !!!!! happy birthday! i hope that you eat lots of smoked meats and it is a beautiful gluttonfest donotcallmeashley replied to your photo: BirthdayPOY Thanks everyone for the wishes. I am… Happy birthday! I love you very much. marmarsplainingitall replied to your post: Happy...
astationaryjew asked: Happy birthday! I hope you get to take a break after writing that paper!
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It is 4:30am on my fucking birthday and this paper has no conclusion or introduction. Just a shitty thesis statement and 10 pages of research and analysis. Such a fantastic way to celebrate my birth.
Canada makes abortion by request a constitutional right based on women’s rights to freedom of conscience and liberty. Women’s equality is enshrined in the constitution and all attempts at making laws establishing the foetus as a person have failed on the basis that it would threaten that constitutional equality. US makes abortion by request a constitutional right based on the right to...