February 2012
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
“We who mourn continue the heat of our own lives”. Damn.
(via lonelyheartsdeathmetal)
I think the Florida primaries broke tumblr
January 2012
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Checking my bank acct strangely made me happy so I thought “Why do I have all this money?!” and then I remembered I haven’t paid rent yet.
If I have one goal to achieve in my adult life, it is to have an account balance greater than the amount paid for rent after paying it.
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We have to write a 1 page bio/work history for class tomorrow in a narrative form. She said she will give us zeroes if we just bring in our resumes. I probably should have started this before downing 3 woodchucks. Damn.
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I think you should all give me your words with friends names so you can kick my ass at this game because Zynga hates me and only gives me ridiculous letters. I keep getting either all vowels,none at all, or all one point letters. All three scenarios make my life difficult.
Regardless, you should all find me because I’m felissp and will likely lose to you.
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Shower thoughts
We should make a tumblr frayns’ pets calendar
A better title for all the ASOIAF books is “why we should never return to a system of lords and landowners ruling everything because all they do is fuck each other and start wars”
Season 2 of GoT is going to be really good
I wish someone would deliver enchiladas suizas to my apartment right now
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How can hip hop be dead if Wu-Tang is forever?
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
(via jaimealyse)
hot damn
(via zainyk)
That’s my representative!
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Nemo is technologically illiterate
Does anyone know if I can save documents to Google docs and then open them on my Kindle Fire? I don’t want to bring my lap top to class just for some notes on the Federalist papers.
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How OPD is treating protesters is shameful, but in light of how we’ve seen them...
– Oakland PD Before and After Occupy
In case you ever wondered just how fucked up Oakland PD is, here’s a nice little article.
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Dress I’m wearing to the zoo cocktail party Valentine’s Day event. Please pardon the shitty photo quality and give me your opinions
cell phone photo from the dressing room:
I’m thinking I’ll find textured/lacy black tights and wear my black suede heels. Is that “cocktail attire” worthy? I don’t know how to dress up.
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via bbcity)
I just remembered my mother calling Kahl Drogo...
nom-chompsky:
face-down-asgard-up:
And calling Sansa “Sanka”
lmao i couldnt’ remember who originally brought carl drogo into my life, thanks for reminding me. no lie, i sometimes catch myself laughing alone at the thought of “carl drogo”
dead
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Possible CoK spoiler?
Is the shadow Melissandre births the result of sex with Stannis? Because it’s huge, like Stannis. Melissandre shares a tent with Stannis while his wife is back at Dragonstone. She follows him everywhere and the shadows do Stannis’s bidding… so that’s the only logical conclusion, right? I’m not crazy in this. Yes. Stannis cheats on his wife with Melissandre and she...
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LOL of the day: Heightism. Because the placement of delicious items on the top shelves at grocery store is totally oppressing you. My existence as an average-height person is only adding to the system of “tall-ness” and leaving you disadvantaged. Vertically challenged people are suffering from higher unemployment rates than the rest of us tall folks, all because their tiny legs make...
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Occupy Oakland has got to stop using Oakland as its playground.
– Mayor Jean Quan said at a late evening press conference as officers in riot gear were still lined up against demonstrators in parts of downtown. - Reuters (via brooklynmutt)
Mayor Jean Quan has got to tell Oakland PD to stop using Oakland at its playground. How about Occupiers stop protesting when...
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Wolfgang Gartner Pandora channel = greatest...
It will change your life.
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I feel the need to Tumblr Savior anything Occupy Oakland or GOP related tonight. I’m tired and in no mood to be angry. But Tumblr Savior never works. I just end up opening the dead dove bag anyways.
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This is hard to say but I’m going to say it anyway.
Yes, it’s ridiculous and disappointing and disgusting and horrible what Oakland PD are doing to Occupy protesters. I am in no way condoning what they are doing. At all. I hate those fuckers and have since I was old enough for them to harass me.
But here’s the thing: maybe, just maybe some good can come from this. Maybe if we...
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Perfection
sweetpeteneattreat replied to your post: I only have this one!
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I only have this one!
sweetpeteneattreat replied to your post: Didn’t see a movie. Had sex then went out for food…
Where’s that I JUST HAD SEX gif when you need it?
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mardesalinidad-deactivated20130 asked: What are your favorite foods? Spices? Alcohols?
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ebbingusually asked: What is your favourite colour?
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Didn’t see a movie. Had sex then went out for food instead. Still a totally worthwhile evening.
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Should we go see Underworld or Haywire?
Underworld = Katee Beckinsale in a leather suit thing and she’s my girl crush
Haywire = Bad ass fighter lady kicking the crap out of Fassy
Such a hard decision
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sweetestpete asked: If you teach me how to swim I will make you a hula-hooping master like meeee
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sweetestpete asked: How did you and boyfriend meet?
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sweetestpete asked: Did you choose to be in DC for a specific school or because that's where you wanted to be? I hope that makes sense
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So the support for A was unanimous. Now there’s a wintry icon pic for winter!
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Please vote for a new icon photo thing:
A.
B.
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I’m thinking about changing my icon pic thing. I’m just not sure what to change it to yet.
I like to calm my rage by taking xanax and looking at wedding dresses on the internet.
Favorite:
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Ranty rant rant rant
You guys know most of this by now but to recap: Boyfriend’s dad has brain cancer. He’s showing signs of dementia, is addicted to percocets, and when he’s ‘with it’ is extremely depressed and expresses that he’d rather be dead than how he is now.
Now the rant: Boyfriend’s mom’s side of the family is super-duper Catholic and are...