I had all kinds of shit planned that I needed to get done today. Instead I’m extremely nauseated, in pain, and lethargic.
Scariest part of starting grad school this fall
I am incredibly awkward in real life (actually all) situations and don’t make friends easily. I say stupid things, have a weird sense of humor, and my sarcasm is often misinterpreted as being serious. Even when I do start to interact and make friends, I over analyze everything everyone does and interpret it as them not liking me. Can I just get drunk on my first day of class? I...
To beer or not to beer?
Or two beers?
What will happen to the Pell grants if/when we go...
News sources all say they won’t get paid. So does that mean my boyfriend’s tuition for this semester won’t be paid? Or just future semesters? How can I find this out? Google hasn’t been helpful. What are we supposed to do?
Why doesn't Tumblr tell me when stuff gets...
singlemanlytear replied to your post: Dammit, Tumblr Holy shit you’re from Oakland? I lived in Oakland in ‘08. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT OAKLAND? UMMM fuck yes I want to talk about Oakland! The wonderful place I was born and spent half of my childhood. The other half was spent in Berkeley, which is equally fantastic. What brought you out there? Other than the awesomeness, of course.
When I’m homesick and want to look up pictures of Oakland, all you fucking have is posts about the stupid fucking Raiders. Fuck the Raiders and all the stupid traffic they create.
A-Z of Me
Because everyone else is doing it. A - Age: 24 B - Bed size: Queen. C - Chore you hate: The most? Dishes. But really I don’t like any of them. D - Dad’s name: Same as the big red dog. E - Essential start your day item: Cup of tea F - Favorite color: Sparkle. G - Gold or Silver: Silver H - Height: 5’6 I - Instruments you play(ed): Piano J - Job title: Grad student K -...
watching the gay penguins episode of parks
reminds me of how much I love this show.
Not sure what I'd do without Netflix instant
There’s something seriously wrong with my neck and shoulder. I’ve always had terrible knots in my shoulders because that’s where I hold all my stress. But for the past few days I’ve been getting these debilitating neck cramps where the whole left side of my neck spasms and it’s so painful that I get really dizzy and hot. I cannot turn my head to the left without pain...
I hate baby showers.
2 friends have told me they’re pregnant and I’m glad I can use the “I can’t afford to come out there” excuse. Pretending to have any interest in baby clothing and paraphernalia while eating shitty food for 3 hours in a living room with far too many hormonal women is not my definition of a good time. And those stupid games with the clothes pins and bingo and shit?...
imoderatelypitythefool replied to your post: Human Centipede will be up on August 8th! Torque huh? That have Dane Cook and Ice Cube in it? Added to the list! I’m hoping to do theme months starting in 2012. Fast & Furious February with a little Torque? a hilarious beatdown of Paul Walker AND Jamie Pressly sounds…
In middle school, I did not understand this whole...
Instead I’d cover up the mismatched foundation with lots and lots of cheap Revlon blush that I bought with the money left over from bus fare since my mom didn’t think I was old enough for make up. I’d put the crappy makeup on in the school bathroom and make sure to wash it off before she got home from work. One day, I came home not realizing she’d had the day off and she...
polyandthenomials asked: Human Centipede will be up on August 8th!
That have Dane Cook and Ice Cube in it?
That have Dane Cook and Ice Cube in it?
I have never fallen down the stairs
only up. and I have fallen up the stairs many times.
When I was 10 I hit a girl over the head with a...
and I was suspended for a week from the 5th grade.
I frequently choke on my own spit.
When I was 17 I drank so much tequila I threw up...
I haven’t touched Cuervo since.
I once burned off my right eyebrow and eyelashes...
The eyebrow never grew in right so it’s still not even with the left.
Slightly drunk so I will post embarrassing...
I overuse the smiley face emoticon when I feel...
like when I complement people.
Captain America was really really good.
And I’m so fucking excited for May.
John Boehner's and Barack Obama's phone numbers
boehnertroll: motherjones: In case you felt like you needed them. Speaker: 202-225-6205 White House: 202-456-1111 PHONE BOMB BOEHNER! then you really will be the Boehner Troll. DO EET!
Am I the only one who doesn't find newborn babies...
They really aren’t cute. They just cry, eat, shit, and sleep all while being wrinkly. Not my definition of cute at all. So don’t fucking expect me to coo at them or want to hold them or anything.
Stupid things I did earlier tonight
labratintraining: scarygodmother: There is an important step between “gorge yourself on Five Guys Cajun fries” and “wipe some schmutz out of your eye” and that step my friends is “wash your damn hands you dumbass.” So much burning and awkward leaning under the faucet could have been avoided. I’ve been meaning to announce this to Tumblr because it was too amusing in a cring-ey way not to, but...
It is 8am and already 80*F outside
with 90% humidity.
Paradox of tolerance →
bestofwikipedia: The tolerance paradox arises from a problem that a tolerant person might be antagonistic toward intolerance, hence intolerant of it. The tolerant individual would then be by definition intolerant of intolerance. This problem is at the heart of the dilemma faced by pluralist societies who wish to embrace diversity, but in doing so ostensibly exclude those who do not embrace...
I'm so tired of being so angry.
It’s like I have no witty (not that it was ever particularly so) political commentary to contribute anymore because every time I read a new post or story I’m just overcome with rage. People are just so fucking stupid and bigoted and hypocritical and I wish I could go around hitting them with sticks to relieve some of my anger. I’m all out of snark. I apologize, followers. I...
Norm Dicks’ Statement on the Interior and... →
blissandzen: other-stuff: More information Legislative Riders Curtails ESA listing activities: Contains language prohibiting funding for the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service to list new species and to designate critical habitat for their recovery under the Endangered Species Act. Pesticides in Rivers and Streams: Contains language amending current law to eliminate requirements for chemical...