There’s something seriously wrong with my neck and shoulder. I’ve always had terrible knots in my shoulders because that’s where I hold all my stress. But for the past few days I’ve been getting these debilitating neck cramps where the whole left side of my neck spasms and it’s so painful that I get really dizzy and hot. I cannot turn my head to the left without pain and fear of the spasms coming back.
2 friends have told me they’re pregnant and I’m glad I can use the “I can’t afford to come out there” excuse. Pretending to have any interest in baby clothing and paraphernalia while eating shitty food for 3 hours in a living room with far too many hormonal women is not my definition of a good time.
And those stupid games with the clothes pins and bingo and shit? what the fuck is that shit? If I have a kid, my baby shower will include real games, like ‘who can suck the beer out of the baby bottle the fastest?’ and ‘who can dress the babydoll while shit-faced the fastest?’
In middle school, I did not understand this whole "matching your concealer to your skin tone" concept
Instead I’d cover up the mismatched foundation with lots and lots of cheap Revlon blush that I bought with the money left over from bus fare since my mom didn’t think I was old enough for make up. I’d put the crappy makeup on in the school bathroom and make sure to wash it off before she got home from work. One day, I came home not realizing she’d had the day off and she caught me. Then she laughed at me. She had her coworker who also sold Mary Kay come over and teach me how to apply makeup. It all worked out in the end.
Human Centipede will be up on August 8th!
That have Dane Cook and Ice Cube in it?
Ugh yes! It was quite possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I only sat through it because I was guaranteed sex at the end. There’s motorcycle fights, bad dialogue, worse acting, cheesy sex scenes, etc.
There is an important step between “gorge yourself on Five Guys Cajun fries” and “wipe some schmutz out of your eye” and that step my friends is “wash your damn hands you dumbass.” So much burning and awkward leaning under the faucet could have been avoided.
I’ve been meaning to announce this to Tumblr because it was too amusing in a cring-ey way not to, but as a general warning…when your sexual partner of choice has been cutting really spicy peppers, make sure all hands are washed before they reach your clitoris or your pubic region will cry.
Teeth must also be brushed and mouthwash should be used if said peppers are eaten.
The tolerance paradox arises from a problem that a tolerant person might be antagonistic toward intolerance, hence intolerant of it. The tolerant individual would then be by definition intolerant of intolerance. This problem is at the heart of the dilemma faced by pluralist societies who wish to embrace diversity, but in doing so ostensibly exclude those who do not embrace diversity, which includes a large portion of the world’s population. (via boringben )
It’s like I have no witty (not that it was ever particularly so) political commentary to contribute anymore because every time I read a new post or story I’m just overcome with rage. People are just so fucking stupid and bigoted and hypocritical and I wish I could go around hitting them with sticks to relieve some of my anger.
Curtails ESA listing activities: Contains language prohibiting funding for the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service to list new species and to designate critical habitat for their recovery under the Endangered Species Act.
Pesticides in Rivers and Streams: Contains language amending current law to eliminate requirements for chemical companies and large agricultural operations to obtain permits for pesticides entering rivers and streams.
Blocks Mountaintop Removal Regulations: Contains language prohibiting the implementation and enforcement of specific mountaintop removal mining regulations. The Office of Surface Mining is prohibited from updating the Stream Buffer Rule which would protect rivers and streams from the environmental impacts of mountaintop removal mining.
Blocks EPAs Ability to Regulate Greenhouse gas: Contains languageprohibiting the EPA from regulating greenhouse gas from stationary sources. The language also blocks civil tort or common law lawsuits and also prevents any applied-for permit from being federally enforced.
Blocks Greenhouse Gas Reporting: Contains language prohibiting EPA from implementing a rule requiring reporting of greenhouse gases from manure management systems for large livestock operations.
Delisting Wolves as an Endangered Species: Containsa provision that protects from judicial review any decision of the Secretary of the Interior to delist wolves in Wyoming or the Great Lakes region.
Blocks Regulation of Coal Ash: Prohibits the EPA from regulating fossil fuel combustion waste, or “Coal Ash,” under the Solid Waste Disposal Act.
Impedes Implementation of Clean Water Act: Prohibits EPA from changing or supplementing guidance or rules related to the jurisdiction of the Clean Water Act.
Blocks the Secretary of Interior from Protecting Grand Canyon from Uranium Mining: Contains language that prohibits the Secretary of the Interior from implementing a land withdrawal to protect the Grand Canyon from new uranium mining claims.
And they call themselves. “conservatives.” Can anybody explain what, besides the privileges of corporations over people, they think they’re “conserving?”