January 2012
December 2011
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I was supposed to fuck that message and keep...
Please don’t tell me I have to give it up.
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I’m back! How are all of you wonderful people?! How were your holidays?
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I haven’t been this hungover in years. Wine and cider hangovers are awful. What has become of my college-years tolerance?
Blackberry’s tumblr app is absolutely the worst.
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Mushy holiday with family post
I am so happy to be home and I am so grateful for everything. Tonight I saw family members I hadn’t seen since before high school, ate a feast, and drank lots of wine. It was amazing and I love them all so much.
Then my mom, who’s been having a down cycle lately (I think losing Barker threw her over the edge), was really worried about the pies being ready for tomorrow and not having...
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Going home!
There will be crying because a fluffy white dog won’t be greeting me at the door, but I’m so excited to see my family and friends.
THIS BLOG IS NOT RON PAUL FRIENDLY.
bedbugsbiting:
ultraprism:
weirdette:
paxamericana:
Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end...
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polyandthenomials asked: What's the nastiest thing you've ever eaten or imbibed?
thusspakekate:
greengrey:
I think a person who doesn’t masturbate is like a person that doesn’t rub a sore muscle. Why sit there suffering when you can do something about it? Because you want to play martyr? Because some god thing might reward you? Fuck that. Got a problem? Fix it. Fixing your own problems is like, America or something.
MASTURBATION BOOTSTRAPS.
“masturbation bootstraps”
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polyandthenomials asked: If you could have the sense of humor of anyone you know, whose would it be?
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You have unleashed the fangirl
iappropriatelylovethefool replied to your post: If you had the gift of magic for one day, what would you do?
If you were invited to the White House for dinner, what would you wear from your current wardrobe?
I’m so glad you asked this because I was thinking about something similar the other day. Obama went shopping kinda near where I live the other day and I was jealous I didn’t see...
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polyandthenomials asked: If you had the gift of magic for one day, what would you do?
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Okay, nail polish divas of tumblr
What should I bring to CA. I’ll be gone for 10 days so I’m thinking 2 or 3 polishes. The choices are:
China Glaze- Concrete Catwalk
Essie- Mochacino and Bobbing for Baubles
OPI- Get in the Espresso Lane, My Private Jet, INK
Zoya- Edyta
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To-do list for next 7 days
nemophilablues:
Posting here so maybe I can get some motivation to do it all. I’m thinking I’ll do a room each day and leave the packing/bird prep for Thursday/Friday.
Clean bathroom(s)
Mop floors
Clean counters
Mirror
Toilets
Shower
Clean living room
Vacuum
Clear off papers and books from coffee table
Clean bird area
Wipe down cages
Vacuum
Clean bedroom
Finish washing...
If there's anyone I can't stand more than Ron...
I want to kick all of your stupid ‘Libertarian’ shins.
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Still being fucked around by the medical insurance people. What a wonderful way to start the day. And the coffee’s all gone. I underestimated how much we drank in 5 days. Dammit.
Has anyone tried Caribou Coffee? There’s one down the block and I need a mocha.
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boehner-trollololll asked: I fucking love you with every fiber of my being.
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Oh hell no
This piece of shit has a post “exposing the campus-rape myth.” So in addition to being a Ron Paul stan, an anti-choice douchefuck, and MRA fuckwad, he believes us wimmenz* use intoxication as an excuse and aren’t really getting raped because some conservative bloggers said so. He’s also pointing to a study by the DoJ that he claims “debunks” the...
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These are probably stupid questions:
Why/how do so many people go missing? How do they go missing and why is it so common?
Why are children abducted? Who the fuck is abducting them and why is it so common?
“A failed Carson City Council candidate is speaking out about his Facebook post,...”
– California man totally not racist, just uses racial slurs and death threats against President and family.
LEAST RACIST.
(via nom-chompsky)
Straight from the mouth of Tustin’s asshole.
(via desertmar)
It’s okay, guys! He says he’s the not the least bit racist at all. Clearly we can...
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Whenever a woman says, "I hate girls; they're...
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Medical insurance customer service people are the worst.
Why isn’t my Rx drug benefit plan transferring over here? Oh, you want me to give you $800 and then send in a request for a refund? And the refund isn’t guaranteed? Even though it’s a pharmacy within the hospital whose plan I have? Why? Because fuck me?
Fine. I’ll just keep calling until one of you transfers my...
Goodbye, sweet puppy.
I remember the day we brought you home. It was the happiest day of my young childhood because we’d finally gotten a dog. Even though you chewed up everything, barked all night long at the raccoons, and kept chasing and getting stung by bees when you were allergic, you were our dog and you made our family complete. I’m so happy to have had you. We grew up and...
My doggy died 3 days before I came home. Today fucking sucks so I’m going back to bed before I start crying again.
“Congress is on the verge of wrecking the greatest engine of innovation and...”
– SOPA: Washington Vs. The Web (via azspot)
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Does anyone know a website where I can buy a cool nerdy t-shirt for my dad?
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Thinking about existence somehow turned into a math metaphor
Depression forces me to do a lot of thinking. Like many people my age, I’ve been thinking about who I am. I know I am a lot of things, but most of those things are based on my relationships with other people. I’m my parents’ daughter; I’m Boyfriend’s girlfriend of 8 years; I’m a grad student etc, but...
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Lately I’ve felt like someone took some of my spoons and now I have fewer to get through the day. Of course there’s no real reason to feel this way. There never really is.
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Saw the new Sherlock movie today
The gay/bromantic subtext isn’t really a subtext. Like, at all. More like an extra awesome maintext. RDJ and Jude Law are my new OTP.
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-bobella- replied to your photo: My little helper?
What kind of bird do you have?
She’s a Red-Bellied Parrot! We actually have 2 of them, male and female.
And here’s a better picture because she’s my tiny diva.
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“Remember back when you were a kid, and you thought there were actually people...”
– Joe Rogan (via ishrnmumbrella)
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“I know sex workers with more feminism in their clit rings than you’ve got in...”
– Dear Coke Talk (via marxisforbros)
