March 2012
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“The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for...”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson (via nedhepburn)
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No.
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I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t watch where he’s walking, falls off a step, rolls his ankle, and falls to his knee leaving a really big purple bruise. All while his nose is running and he’s coughing uncontrollably.
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February 2012
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We really need to buy a fantastic bus like the one in Spice World and then go around the country picking up all the Tumblr frayns for one giant fiesta. This needs to happen.
If you’re mean to me, ask for my forgiveness, and then get mad when I don’t give it, I’m even less inclined to forgive you. Try not being a dickhead in the first place.
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Sick and making pouty faces
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Is it possible to die from a sinus headache? Because I feel like I’m going to. And if that doesn’t kill me, these joint pains surely will.
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In my cold medicine induced haze I have managed to make myself seem incompetent to 2 different professors in 2 different classes. I wrote a paper prospectus for the prof who wanted an outline, and an outline for the prof who wanted a prospectus. Waking up to 2 unhappy emails from 2 unhappy profs is a great way to start the day when you’re already groggy and congested.
“Yet when I hear our politicians talking about “fixing” Washington, I often...”
– A federal worker, who’s sick of politicians trying to denigrate his work, speaks out. It’s worth it to read his entire op-ed. (via think-progress)
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See, this is why the world is a better place with tumblr! I would have never known the difference b/w a bustier and a corset without y’all. Thank you both for educating the me about lingerie terminology.
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Is a bustier just a corset with straps? What makes them 2 different things?
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Stephen Colbert's Seussian ode to the producers of...
inothernews:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough — I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff! With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit — A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it! Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking a splendiferous Lorax-themed drill made for fracking! Or the fine, certain something that all people need — indeed, you’ll succeed if...
What’s an appropriate “Congrats, you’re out of rehab!” saying? Like, how to make it sound happy and proud without being condescending?
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Is it possible to not have a love-hate relationship with siblings? I love my sister to death, but goddammit if I don’t wanna knee her face every now and then.
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Listening to Boyfriend try to explain to his mom how to multiply fractions over the phone is so entertaining. It’s a word problem with tire swings and he’s getting frustrated.
“Sandy” had a common experience: She is a 35 year-old transgender woman from...”
– Human Trafficking of Immigrant Transgender Women: Hidden in the Shadows (via thetart)
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ailanthusaltissima replied to your photo: I’ve been fb hacked!
Is this the one that says “pew pew pew” ? Because if so then you are in trouble.
He is! I now have a birdy laser gun who hacks into my facebook when I get up from the couch. Soon he’ll make himself a tumblr and you guys will leave me to follow Max the Incredible Internet Parrot!
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I didn’t realize anyone ever liked Billy Crystal except the old white people who saw his shows in Vegas. Oh, his hosting the Oscars totally makes sense now.
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I’m so congested and just want some pozole. Why can’t this area have any good fucking pozole?
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Crohn’s is such a glamorous disease. Really.
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stupidlittletuftybeard asked: 9, 17, 73
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